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The Grammy for ‘Shouted-Word’ Album
The Grammys on Monday announced nominees for next year’s awards ceremony, and included one surprise contestant: Bernie Sanders, who was nominated for recording an audiobook version of his book, “Our Revolution.”
“So Bernie Sanders is in the running for a Grammy, and you know right now someone at the D.N.C. is going, ‘All right guys, how do we rig this for Hillary?’” — TREVOR NOAH
“Bernie Sanders was nominated for a Grammy today for the audiobook of ‘Our Revolution: A Future to Believe In.’ He was nominated in the shouted-word category.” — SETH MEYERS
Trump’s White House Fatigue
Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday focused on reports that President Trump has been showing signs of fatigue in the White House.
“It’s been rough for the president. In fact, his first wife, Ivana, says he really misses his old life. you remember Trump’s old life — it’s where he’d play golf, watch ‘Fox & Friends,’ and send crazy tweets all day.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“I read that the White House may ban staffers from using their smartphones while at work. In related news, President Trump just resigned from office. ‘That’s it. I quit.’” — JIMMY FALLON
‘Pow Wow Chow’
Trevor Noah flipped the script on Tuesday: He criticized President Trump for referring to Senator Elizabeth Warren as “Pocahontas” during an event on Monday honoring Native American war veterans — but he also argued that Ms. Warren has yet to answer for claiming Native American heritage, which she did for many years.
At one point, she contributed a family recipe to a Native American cookbook titled “Pow Wow Chow.” This was all the ammunition Mr. Noah needed.
“If you’re contributing recipes to a book called ‘Pow Wow Chow,’ you better be comfortable in your Native American identity. The problem is, in 2012, the New England Historical Genealogical Society looked into it, and they found no proof of Native American lineage. Which is problematic, because she wrote for ‘Pow Wow Chow.’ I mean, that would be like finding out I am completely white, I have no African blood, yet I wrote the book ‘Snacks for Blacks.’” — TREVOR NOAH